Miley Cyrus Nude In Vanity Fair
April 28th, 2008
Shocking…absolutely shocking. What the frick is this world coming to? Miley Cyrus, the 15 year old daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, is appearing nude in June’s Vanity Fair.
What oh what is this world coming to?
Isn’t this the same girl who’s in the wholesome Disney hit “Hannah Montana?” Let’s forget about the fact that the girl is only 15. But how does this imagine coincide with the wholesome portrayal that Disney is trying to, um, portray.
Think they’re not going to be pissed off as hell at this?
Of course good old Billy Ray is capitalizing on this as well by embarking on a sold-out “Hannah Montana: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour.” Yeah sure, let’s make as much money off of this as we can…why not?
But seriously, does anybody but an absolute perv want to look at a 15 year old girl naked? Well, except maybe for a 15 year old boy. But that’s understandable.
Okay, to be fair, you don’t really get to see much in the magazine. However, it is not the flesh that matters here, but the suggestion of flesh. And of course all the hoopla that goes around with it.
It’s enough to make a guy sick.
Anyway, as of right now, nobody knows what kind if impact this is going to have on the relationship between Cyrus and Disney. I mean, we’re talking about the clean cut dudes of US movie production. This can’t end well.
So, I’m going to keep an eye on this and keep you updated on further developments. I’m curious to see where this goes and if we end up seeing more of Cyrus than just her back.
Stay tuned.
Sincerely,
Steven Wagenheim